• National Bird Day

    18 days ago - By Ranger Scottie

    How do I look?
    TweeeeeeeeeT... today is National Bird Day and I'm celebrating all my Fine Feather Friends and Kismet.
    And now for some bird giggles:
    Q: What do you get when you cross a woodpecker wiff a carrier pigeon?A: A Bird who knocks before he makes a delivery.
    Q: Why is politics for da Birds?A: Because politicians parrot the same lies over and over again, hoping dey will become true.
    Q: Why did the little bird get in trouble at school? A: Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
    Q: How do chickens stay fit? A: Dey egg-cersize.
    Q: Where do birds invest their money? A: In the stork...
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